愚人节搞笑中英对照祝福短信

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愚人节搞笑中英对照祝福短信

  1、Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than&… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

愚人节搞笑中英对照祝福短信

  心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢&…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

  2、Notice: April Fool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!

  通告:愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的.短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

  3、Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!

  沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

  4、Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!

  因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

  5、Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,&…&… shoot you use the most appropriate!

  砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以&…&…拍你用它最合适!

  6、After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?

  饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?

  注:网搞笑祝福栏目小编温馨提示,英文翻译纯属娱乐,大部分属于中式英语,语法也有不合规范的地方,大家一笑置之即可,不要随便模范。

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