情人节趣味英文短信

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  情人节的时候,我们可以像老外的学习下地道而浪漫的英文短信。瞧下面三个爆笑地道英文短信,情人节那天不妨发给已经步入爱情“坟墓”的他/她。当然,“围城”之外的情侣自不用急,多多短信蜜语等待您赏阅,只要愿意,如下真诚的告白也许能够带给您意想不到惊喜!

  Text Messages are fast becoming the most popular means of short message communication. Here are our favourite love text messages! Short, Cute and Sweet:)

  Don't delay to send them for free to your loved ones...

  You can use sweet text messages to flirt about your love and admiration for someone while expressing your true feelings...

  Love SMS jokes

  **Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

  Wife says, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

  ** Definitions :

  Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.

  LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

  WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

  ** A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.