赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷（英语小品）
演员:
p:
pirate-grandson.
m:
mother.
f:
father.
k:
king
-grandpa.
旁白:
there
are
4
members
in
a
family,
pirate,
a
7-year-old
naughty
boy.
his
mummy
is
a
beautiful
white-collar
worker.
his
dad,
andy
lau
is
a
famous
singer,
and
his
dear
grandpa,
king
is
a
kindly
old
man.
pirate
loves
his
grandpa
most,
because
king
is
very
spoiling
him.
he
hates
his
parents.
frankly
speaking,
he
is
afraid
of
them,
because
they
are
very
strict
with
him.
.
正剧：(p,k出场)
p:
old
king,
open
the
tv,
i
want
to
see
tom
and
jerry.
i
love
that
mouse.
quick!
no
time!
i
can’t
wait
another
second.
k:
oh
dear!
i
nearly
forget
it.
don’t
worry,
i
open
it
right
now.
(作开电视状)
p:
ha
ha!
it’s
really
funny!
tom
is
so
good!
(作高兴状)
oh
no!
“the
end!”
where
is
tom?
i
hate
the
end!
(摔电视机，作极度气愤状)
old
king!?
(对k吼)
k：oh,
what
a
pity
dog!
(作左顾右盼状)
your
parents
are
not
here
,and
we
can
change
another
one
,our
brave
pirate,
just
tell
me.
i’m
sure
your
demand
will
be
satisfied.
(作充满自信状)
p：really!
ok!
now,
let’s
watch
caribbean
pirates!
k:
humm,
no,
it’s
unfit
for
you……
(作犹豫状)
p:
i
just
like
this
film,
old
king,
you
tell
lies.
you
don’t
keep
your
promise.（作气愤欲泣状）
k;
oh
yes,
i
play
it
for
you.
(作为难状)
but
please
be
quite,
i’m
afraid
your
parents
wound
not
like
us
doing
these.
p:
don’t
tell
so
much!
i
have
been
an
adult
man
of
7
years
old.
i
promise
it
to
you.
(作自豪自信状)
k：ok.
(作舒心，安慰状)
p:
fight
him,
kill
him.
throw
these
bad
guys
into
the
sea……
(高声喊)
k:
xu
……..
(作禁声状).
remember
your
promise,
young
adult
man.
p:
oh?
what
promise?
i
have
forgotten
it.
(作天经地义状)
k:
oh?!
you
are
right（作理解状，因为pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）
p:
old
king.
i
give
you
an
honorable
mission.
(作自豪状)
be
my
horse,
and
i
will
ride
on
your
back
,
let’s
help
these
people
in
dangerous
situation,
just
like
a
brave
knight.(作勇敢状)
k:
what!
ride
on
my
back!
be
your
horse!!(作惊异状)
p:
yes,
your
hearing
is
very
good,
any
question?
(作若无其事状)
k:
no,
no,
sound
a
good
idea!
very
good!
you
are
a
brave
pirate.
now
come
on
my
back.
(作无奈状)
p:
(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)
hei!
let’s
go!
kill
all
those
bad
men.
quick!
run
quick!
.......
(意气风发状)
（m,f携手进场）:
p:
oh,
my
god!
mummy,
daddy!
(a,d作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
m:
dad,
what
are
you
doing!?
naughty
pirate,
isn’t
your
trick!?
(作气愤状)
p:（作阳痿状）
mummy,
it’s
not
my
fault.
old
king
let
me
massage
his
back.
hei
hei
(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
m:
i
don’t
believe
it.
(作严肃状)
dad,
isn’t
really
that?
(询问k)
k:
yes,
of
course,
i
can’t
image
a
child
only
5
year
old,
can
massage
so
good.
oh…….
(释然状，因为圆了我的.谎)
m:
really.
i
don’t
believe
the
litter
pirate
can
massage,
who
taught
him.
(作怀疑状)
dear,
isn’t
you
?
f:
no,
i
haven’t,
but
i
decide
to
enjoy
his
massage
another
day,
do
you
think
so,
dear?
m:
yes,
really
a
good
suggestion.
（p，d作惊恐状。a：发抖，d：挥汗)
（p挡着电视怕被m、f发现，k也为p作掩饰）
p:
mummy,
do
you
feel
a
little
cold?
k:
yes,
i
can
feel
it.
(边挥汗边说冷)
m:
no,
it’s
summer.
really
hot,
do
you
catch
cold?
p:
no,
no,
just
my
feeling.
(更加发抖，一不小心被b看到了电视)
m:
pirate,
what’s
behind
you?
(疑问状)
p:
oh,
nothing,
nothing!
(作惊恐状)
m:
move
away
.little
pirate!
(作气愤状)
p:
oh
no!
the
storm
will
come.
(捂脸作害怕状)
m:
caribbean
pirate!
what’s
a
bad
film!
little
pirate!?
(气愤状)
p:
mummy,
i
surrender.
(作投降状)
m:
daddy
,this
film
is
unfit
for
him
,
it
is
full
of
killing，force
and
negative
passion,
and
it
will
let
him
become
bad
!
k:
i
know
that,
but
i
meat
to
let
him
watch
tom
and
jerry
and
he
like
it
very
much.
yes?
pirate?
(想转移话题与pirate站在同一战线)
p:
yes,
a
very
clever
mouse
and
a
stupid
cat.
(作博学状)
m:
dad,
don’t
let
him
watch
so
much
tv,
it
wastes
a
lot
of
time,
and
it
is
bad
for
his
eyesight.
he
may
become
short-sighted.
(诚恳状)
k:
i
know
the
disadvantage.
but
tv
also
teaches
him
a
lot
of
things
which
he
can’t
learn
from
books,
such
as
survival
ability
and
communication
skills.
(中气不足状，因为理由不充分)
m:
just
those
force,
fighting
and
cheat?
(置疑状)
p:
mummy,
i
apologize
that
i
have
cheated
you.
(诚恳状)
i
won’t
do
that
next
time.
can
you
forgive
me
this
time,
mummy.
(做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)
m:
pick
up
trick.
it
doesn’t
work
this
time.
(义正言辞状)
p:
mummy,
not
next
time,
ok?
(
作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)
(m不理p)
m:
dad.
i
know
you
love
little
pirate
very
much,
but
i
think
you
should
choose
the
right
way.
spoiling
is
not
true
love.
it’s
the
poison
in
honey.
(作严肃状)
f:
yes,
dad,
pirate
has
a
lot
of
things
to
do.
we
should
be
his
guide,
not
to
carry
out
everything
he
said.
we
can
bring
him
to
the
library
to
see
what
books
attract
him
most.
we
can
help
him
to
develop
his
interest,
shape
his
personality,
and
improve
his
intelligence
and
so
on.
i
think
it’s
the
right
way
to
love
our
little
pirate.
do
you
think
so,
dear?
(很理智，明晰状)
m:
it’s
just
what
i
want
to
say.
(赞同状
)
f:
ok,
i
should
change
my
way
of
loving
him.
i
should
let
him
do
his
own
thing
and
be
his
guide.
(作彻悟状)
p:
oh,
so
much
time
has
passed.
i
eager
to
go
to
wash
room,
i
can’t
bear
it.
(捂小腹，作难受状)
k:
ok,
i
go
to
bring
the
paper,
don’t
worry!
i’ll
accompany
with
you.
(作习惯性状，因为pirate的大小便通常都由king主管)
m、f：no,
let
him
do
that
himself,
and
be
his
guide.
(同声提醒k)
k:
oh,
yes,
little
pirate,
it’s
your
job
now,
nobody
can
help.
you
should
do
it
yourself.
(作揶揄状)
p:
xi,
i
have
been
an
adult
man
of
7
years
old.
i
can
do
it.
(跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)
m、f、k:
brave
pirate!
(作自豪状，含有夸奖意)
p:
oh,
my
god!
the
washroom
is
so
large
and
dark!
(害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)
m、f、k:
(all
晕倒)
——
the
end
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