搞笑短信中英文

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搞笑短信中英文

　　ICIBA 精心推出[英语幽默搞笑短信]！

搞笑短信中英文

　　是什么在每天传递着我们的感情？是短信！

　　是什么让每天的生活更美好？是笑声！

　　读一读英语幽默搞笑短信，

　　一定会让你在笑声中轻松学会英语！

　　对了，别忘了把笑声传递给你身边的朋友哦！

　　本期推荐：没找到你的`脑子

　　Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

　　你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！

　　搞笑英文短信

　　CNN News. Bush orders 15,000

　　FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.

　　FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

　　特别鸣谢：本消息由沙龙词友橘子倾情提供~~

　　充满智慧的短信

　　God gave u 2 legs to walk.

　　2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.

　　But why did he give u only 1 Heart?

　　Probably because He wants

　　you to look for the other.

　　恋人之间的短信

　　A B C D E F G H I J

　　K L M N O P Q R S

　　T V W X Y Z

　　oopz! i miss "U"

　　简单却不失真情哦...

　　充满智慧的短信

　　Yesterday is history，

　　tomorrow is a mystery.

　　today is a gift，

　　that is why we call it the present!

　　恋人之间的短信

　　If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and

　　get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have

　　a "HEART" without "U".

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