经典英语笑话：The Work Virus

经典英语笑话：The Work Virus

　　The Work Virus

　　The Work Virus This is serious ... a "WORK" virus is on the loose... If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT! The "work" virus has been circulating round our building for months and those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your shit... I'm off down to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed. If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer trouble you. Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life. Go out and get some friends you sad bastar

　　病毒的工作

　　病毒的工作这是严重的…“工作”病毒逍遥法外……如果你收到任何形式的“工作”,无论是通过电子邮件,互联网,或者只是交给你的同事……不要打开它!“工作”病毒数月来一直循环圆我们的建筑和那些一直试图打开它,甚至看都发现他们的社会生活被删除和大脑停止正常运作。如果你遇到“工作”通过电子邮件,然后使变形病毒,发送电子邮件给你的老板的话说,“我受够了你的屎…我要离开酒吧。”“工作”应该自动被遗忘你的大脑和你的`事业将会成功地摧毁了。如果你收到纸质文件形式的“工作”,简单的文档并拖动你的废纸本和存款。穿上你的外套,跳到最近的酒吧和两个朋友和秩序3品脱。14次重复这个动作之后,你会发现“工作”将不再麻烦你。每个人都在你的邮箱发送这个消息。如果你没有任何人在你的邮箱,然后我害怕“工作”病毒已经破坏你的生活。去得到一些朋友你悲伤的巴斯塔

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