幽默的英语演讲稿

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幽默英语演讲稿一：幽默英语演讲稿范文

关于幽默的英语演讲稿

good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is a diary written by an italian boy enrico. the diary is about his life and study. it included various touching stories that happened around enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. every word in the chapter describes the word "love". from patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

this novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. i really like this book very much. how about you? what is your favorite book?

my favorite book is . have you read it before?

oh, i haven t read this book before. what is it about?

well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. the story is happy ending.

can you tell us why you love this book so much?

sure. it is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. i am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. i have decided to learn from her from now on.

oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot wait to read this book as well.

幽默英语演讲稿二：初中幽默英语演讲稿（1235字）

matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town.

"let’s go to the fair, matt," his wife said. "we haven’t been anywhere for a long time."

matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to spend money at the fair. at last he said, "all right, but i’m not going to spend much money. we’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "

they went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. there were many things matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

"fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. however, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

"i’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "can my wife come with me for free?" the pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "i’ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."

matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.

when the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. k. your wife didn’t make a sound. she can have her ride free."

"thank you," matt said. "it wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."

幽默英语演讲稿三：幽默英语演讲稿（754字）

a helping hand

a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

"is this yours?" he asked.

she said, "yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, "i'm about to have dinner. there's plenty. would you like to join me?"

he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "i've had a marvelous evening. would you like to stay the night?"

the man hesitated then said, "do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"no," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."

关于幽默的英语演讲稿 [篇2]

love your mother

爱你的母亲

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.

because i"m a woman, she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

i don"t understand, he said.

我

不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said,

and you never will, but that"s ........

妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...

later the little boy asked his father,

why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.

后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?

all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......

所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...

the little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,

他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?

god answered......

上帝回答:

when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special.

i made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

当我创造女人的时候,

我决定把她造的很特别,

我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,

却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...

i gave her the inner strength

to endure childbirth

and the rejection

that many times will come

even from her own children.

我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的'剧痛,

也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,

甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...

i gave her a hardness

that allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,

even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

complaining....

我给她顽强,让她能够不#url#断地前进,

并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,

甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,

她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...

i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....

she has the very special power to make a child"s boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager"s anxieties and fears....

我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候...

她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧...

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏...

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.

for all of this hard work,

i also gave her a tear to shed.

it is hers to use

whenever needed and

it is her only weakness....

when you see her cry,

tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

因为这些种种的困难，

我也同样赐她流下眼泪，

这是当她在需要时可以使用的，